The Naming of a Tree.
In the Beandom grew a single tree, its name was seldom heard
The beans they couldn't all agree, on what name was preferred
"A tree" said some, while other sighed "that's boring, we want more"
"The nap spot" said a bean with pride; "but that's what we call the floor"!
"There's only one, it creeps me out, let's name it 'something weird'"
"FREAK TREE" the rabble came to shout, they whooped, they clapped and cheered!
For someone had to make that joke, and beans took up the chant
"freak tree, freak tree, freak tree, folks; our freaky little plant"
The name had stuck, it came to be, and beans now chant as one
"We'll rest upon our great freak tree while napping in the sun"
The 'tiny little freak tree' now is what is should be named
We'll sleep upon its noble bough, and Cabbo shall be blamed!
-AnimeAi 2024